Jimmy Green hits San Antonio, and San Antonio hits back!

Unfortunately, not all change is good change

I must say I am a little sore from last night. I fell down about 12 stairs, forearm checked a bouncer and had a cake frosting-covered knife pulled on me! All-in-all, an awesome night. Thanks everyone who ensured my brother had an amazing 30th birthday.

I'll be honest, after last night I think the whole concept of this page is gonna change. Like I said I hit San Antonio and it hit me back. Gonna go pound some water why you check out the pics... What city should I hit next? Let me know....

Anthony and Joe representing

Ok, maybe I didn't change his life,
but that big ass chicken sandwich did

Joe's twin



Anthony and Cosmo, A fellow world
traveler with a different agenda



Shout out to the girls at Bikinis, San Antonio, Texas.

Our awesome bartender Ashley

Joe and his twin... can you guess who's who?

Richard and Malcom fueling up



Me and my bro starting the night off right!

Parking lot at the first bar

Inversions always help with hangovers so I've been told

Joe and Anthony getting ready for the pregame!

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More San Antonio pics

Ojos Locos crew....

Had to get a pic of this sexy jew fro by himself

Out at the riverwalk

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That's right, the undertakers life can be changed too!

Strong man at ripley's

Anthony at the riverwalk about 20 minutes before we fell
down the stairs

Nice hats ladies, thanks for representing

Why do you always look SaDamn mad?

HEYHEYHEY

What the hell lady? you're blocking my sticker!

Changing lives baby

Couldn't make it to the bathroom huh?

I know it looks like Karate, but they are actually dancing

Making friends with the bathroom attendant

I have no idea what he is looking at

DJ representing!

In case you were wondering......

This is what Mike Myers looks like as a rocker with brown arms and sunglasses!

And you thought we were just going for soup!

I was scheduled to fly out to San Antonio to celebrate my brothers birthday as you know from my previous post, and Banks got a craving for Red Lobster. We had an early morning volunteering for our kids' fundraising event at school. We met some cool people, managed to draw attention to ourselves in a not so good way according to a woman who took it amongst herself to ask us to stop doing handstands and wrestling moves, and at this point we were hungry. The plan was to head out and get some lunch before we picked up our girls and made our way to the airport.... Well, seeing how rarely anything goes as planned with us, I have no idea why I expected this to be any different. We arrived at Red lobster, stomachs growling. After an intimate conversation with our waitress regarding cheddar biscuits, banks excuses herself to go to the bathroom. A few minutes later I saw her in the corner of my eye peeping around a wall holding a three-pound lobster....

In case you were wondering she totally got busted when the host came back to his post and she quickly made her way back to the table. Just as we were finishing our meal a woman walks by and asks us how our food was. Some how the conversation lead to a comment about how cool her hair was. Little did I know, she happened to be the general manager for that location.

When she walked away, one of her employees enlightened us on her position and encouraged me to youtube the Red Lobster commercial she was in... you know I couldn't pass that up. I also provided the link below in case you wanted to check it out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6rI7iiJ8AM&feature=youtube_gdata_player

I watch the video and immediately thought it would be cool to have her autograph my shirt. I went to the host stand and requested her presence. When she arrived she was at first unwilling to sign my t-shirt and actually quite modest, noting my t-shirt was worth more than her autograph. I persuaded our server Jenelle to sign my shirt first to kind of break the ice so to speak.

Everyone was smiling having a good time and the GM Jody, got in the spirit as well, eventually posing with me and a lobster. Best of all, I managed to get her to sign my shirt and I'm stopping by when I get back to Cali to drop her off some stickers!

Yoga, no longer just for chicks!

The infamous Robin Banks has been trying to get me to go to yoga classes with her since the day she stepped on American soil. I, however, unwilling to castrate myself, politely declined. Today, however, I had to give in! We went paddle boarding at the Carlsbad Lagoon, a first for me and her brother Tyler. Started off a little shaky, but after getting out to the middle of the lagoon, I think we got the hang of it. Up top you got a shot of me transitioning into a handstand, you got Tyler in a headstand to the right, and below you got a very pregnant Ainsley doing the bridge. Yep, this is my life folks, no longer can I use things for their intended purposes. Sure, it would've been easy to go to the end of the lagoon and come on back to shore, but then I wouldn't have anything to blog about!

Who said I wasn't cultured

St. Patty's Day I took a trip back to my friend's castle.... For those of you that remember, last time I was there I played a little dress up in another man's suit and had blast. This time I thought I would stick with tradition and decided to see what other shinanigans I could get into. I found out my friend was Jewish and raising her son the traditional Jewish way.

 If you know me, you know what I was thinking when I heard that..... Where's the kippah! Took a few minutes but I think I rigged up a hairdo that did justice for the kippah... let me know what you think!

I got 'em ... you should get one too!

What's going on? I got them people.... what do I have do you ask? My "Jimmy Green changed my life stickers of course."  Came home from a rather interesting day of paddle board yoga!? I'll let you know about that in the next post! This is all about the stickers.... If you want one, all you gotta do is shoot me an email to jimmygreenchangedmylife@gmail.com and I'll hook you up! What I ask from you is a picture of you either doing something awesome with the sticker, or a pic of the sticker slapped up somewhere unique! You can write a little description if you want and we'll get it up for the world to see! So let's see what you got!

My Brother.... You will soon be 30! let's recap your life.

Hey guys, I know you don't know my brother, and some of you may not know me. I am forewarning you this post might be a little longer than the rest, but I promise it will be worth the read... And if you get to the end and feel that it wasn't worth it, then, hey, at least you can say you kinda got to know me and/or him a little better.

Well I searched and searched and couldn't find any pictures of him in our younger days, but I think I found some you will still enjoy....


Let's start with a story.... When I was about 15 I thought my brother was so cool and I wanted to be just like him... When he asked me what I wanted for my birthday, without hesitation I told him I wanted a Playboy bunny tattoo just like him! (Don't worry guys I got mine covered... too bad I can't say the same for him and my dad.)  Anywho, he took me to a shop, I got my first ink and I wore it proudly until I realized more dudes hit on me than girls :) Check out the pic below....

Okay, okay stop laughing.. this is supposed to be about my big brother... He was actually always successful in life. He was the star athlete, always doing well with the ladies, but there were some things about him that made him peculiar... I always chopped it up to him challenging himself, you know trying to find something he "couldn't" do. I gotta say, I don't think he ever found that something. He was even voted #1 Raiden look alike, for my Mortal Kombat fans out there, you know what I'm talking about! Check it out! Scroll down a bit.

I gotta say, my mom was mad about him taking the lamp shade without telling her, but you should of seen how mad his girlfriend was when she found out he borrowed her underwear... But that didn't bother him, he just took it with a grain of sand and kept truckin'. He later went on to join the chAIR Force.  He kicked ass took names and never looked back... He got married had two beautiful little girls and took very little from his past-life with him on his journey... I did say very little, he didn't leave everything... Remember those little red undies? If not just look at the pic above... Well he got super into bodybuiding, I mean almost to the point where I was gonna call the intervention show but was told it was a "healthy" addiction. I don't know about you but I don't think any addiction is healthy.

Seriously, my family and I would get so many emails, texts, and midnite phone calls reminding us to eat protein or what not that I unfriended him on FaceBook! \

Back to the point... Yeah he held on to that little red banana hammock. I put up a small gallery from his last birthday party below! Wonder how were gonna top that this year bro! Happy Birthday! I must say, you changed MY life!

-JP Dust